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Thread: Putting my neck on the frog one more time!

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    windowslaws
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    No guns, just joy.


    http://ddpictures.com/Film/jollyfrog.mov

    and i cross the bloody line! and you can hear the very end of the word action at the beginning! and there's no internal struggle for the characters. and no davey hasselhof.


    or was this on purpose?

    and is there anyone left who likes my cheeky charm?

    and has anyone seen the new baywatch dvd?

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    ah yes, post-modern alternative comedy.

    it's all in the

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    this isnt just becos we had a disagreement recently but i do wish you would shut up about davey hasselhof in everyone of your posts, it wasnt even you that put up the funny picture.

    As for the movie...

    I thought it was quite interesting that you shot the whole movie from pretty much the same OTS shot, but beyond that i didnt really see the piont. Maybe its to someone elses humour but it wasnt to mine. Am i right in thinking its sposed to be funny am i? its not some deep insight into the human mind by wanky film students?

    and i cross the bloody line!
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I didnt see it.

    <font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ January 06, 2004 04:46 PM: Message edited by: belovedmonster ]</font>

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    he's back.

    to be called a wanky film student was your worst insult. so well done. you're developing!

    it's a homo-erotic thing by the way

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    it crosses the line, moving from a shot over his right shoulder, to a shot over his left shoulder.

    their is no point to the jolly frog, no greater meaning, no hidden agenda and no big dave hasselhoff

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    I'm gonna break with tradition and say that it wasn't bad. It didn't quite make me laugh but it did at least raise a smile. A bit Monty Python maybe. I do like a good joke about the gays though.

    And by the way, you're 'allowed' to cross the line on camera.

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    it crosses the line, moving from a shot over his right shoulder
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">unless ive completely misunderstood things does that shite cross the line.

    Crossing the line is when you shoot someone kicking a football, the ball is shown flying through the air left to right and then it cuts to the ball flying across the pitch right to left. The audience doesnt assume the director is filming from the other side of the action line, they wonder why the ball is now traveling backwards. It is becos you crossed the 180 degree arc infront of the action to film beyond that line (the other side of the ball) that the confusion has occured. Thus the 180 degree rule, "do not pass the line".

    it's a homo-erotic thing by the way
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Im sure everything i say will be turned againstme since we have obviously fallen out but you should grow up alittle more me feel.

    And Andyblaa, despite being fairly negative of the film i can see that it could be potentialy humerous for some people. Im just saying i didnt get it. And even if I did, you are right to say it belongs as a sketch on a show like Python. Viewed as a short film it lacks any story or depth which is why i asked if it is sposed to have some insight into humans.

    <font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ January 06, 2004 05:26 PM: Message edited by: belovedmonster ]</font>

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    Hi, other half of WindowSlaws here to tell you story bout the jolly frog. It's a collection of Nine films on the theme of intuition (the intuition being that the character in front knows he's being looked at.) The films are very varied on the subject and this is absolutely the most shallow and basic. But not unintentionally. I was trying to come up with new ideas for intuition and while at a set of traffic lights, I began to stare at the driver of the car next to me to see if his intuition served him well. It did, he felt me lookin at him and I drove on. So that's where the jolly frog came from. We decided not to make it any "deeper" than it is but go with the absolute pointless simplicity of it. We shot it 'dogme' style and it took 4 minutes to make (only cos it needed 4 takes.) Basically, it is a sketch yeah. The DVD contains two more versions that take three minutes till the guy in front turns round. They seem to go down pretty well, often the song gets people laughing! Plus, the third version of the film stars Hasselhoff as a handicapped riding a moped!

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    We call him, "The Hoff".

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    and you call this art?

    it doesn't even cross the line... jeez sorry.... that let me down... it was mildly entertaining, but in no way showed the intuition of someone staring at you

    <font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ January 06, 2004 06:13 PM: Message edited by: Vlad the Impaler ]</font>

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